The Coward and the Liar need to die.
The good thing about this trip was that it wasn't (entirely) a vacation for me. I got to spend some time alone in our apartment and work from there.
I don't think I could hold out another summer wearing a tan-line printer around my groin, just to save someone from the sight of the human body outside the bedroom, the backseat of a car, or a public toilet.
[T]his was [...] the first time I ever went swimming naked and the experience opened my eyes! I still don't know why anyone would want to swim any other way?
My first time at a nudist camp was, sadly, also my last. Back then, I was a single guy enjoying nudity at home, in my flat where I stayed during college years, or on occasional hikes in fairly secluded parts of the area where I lived.